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revolutionarygays:

it kills me when ppl write articles about “straight” women wanting to hook up w women and they cite all of this scientific research about sexuality being “flexible” and talk about how “labels aren’t necessary” and the kinsey fucking scale without even once mentioning that maybe, just maybe, women want to date and marry men exclusively – despite being attracted to other women – because society has demonized, punished, and persecuted lesbian and bisexual women for centuries

blacknerdproblems:

💁🏾 Just going to gently leave this here. Ok. Bye.

disparition:

and when Persephone was in the underworld she ate just one bite of avocado toast and so, from thence forth, was cursed to never own a home

tindez:

Can you believe the House impeached Clinton over lying about a blowjob and today the Washington Post reported that Trump gave highly classified info to the Russians the day after he fired Comey due undeniably at least in part to the FBI investigation about his alleged collusion with Russia

itsagifnotagif:

I only think of myself in two ways: 

• I am the shit
  
• I am a shit

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tastefullyoffensive:

Getting his beach bod ready.

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meanplastic:

The pepper gives it a kick!

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camilas-wink:

wewillbel0ved:

somente-essa-noite:

automatic reblog

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virgoboy:

Tbh it’s obvious when people haven’t grown up with younger siblings because they don’t recognise when people are doing things just for a reaction

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beggars-opera:

speciesofleastconcern:

theinturnetexplorer:

Who wouldn’t want to sit with a baby crocodile for a bit?

crocodiles confirmed for cuter than human babies

double confirmed

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juelzsantanabandana:

*slaps football out my teenagers hands* no child of mine is being a jock in this house this is a goth family

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cumleak:

me: *lowkey wishes people take more photos of me in a poetic way*

also me: *smacks anyone pointing a camera in my direction*

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stability:

when will this happen to me

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mamoru:

lolodapsycho:

this-isnt-my-bra:

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

HOLY SHIT

one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.

my classmates went dead silent and after the sub’s laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me

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